Tell them your birthday is 4 months later than it is and just stand back and watch…
Pretend a stray cat you bring in is your therapy animal called Biff and you want the medium to thank Biff for his faithful service.
After a reading of your future, ask if they can refer you to someone for a second opinion.
Tell them your spouse is named and Kim and get offended when they ask ‘man or woman.?’
Pop in without an appointment and say, “What? You were expecting me, right?’
Tell them you heard that in Europe, they have only 10 astrological signs because they’re on the metric system.
Ask them why they need to put their phone number on the sign.
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