Attention flat earthers: At 19:19 GMT on Monday, 22 September 2025, the Autumnal Equinox will occur. Do not be alarmed. Simply grab a tree and hold on tight as the earth’s center of gravity passes over the hub of the disc and begins its 23.5 degree reverse rimward tilt. Keep all kitchen cabinets closed, your parking brakes on and empty your bird-baths. Above all, stay calm – we will persevere through this crisis together.

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