Men and their deceptive hair practices (in order of silliness)

1. The comb-back over the bald spot into the bohemian-wannabe pony tail.

2.. The monochrome dye job.

3. The ‘this is where my jawline would be if I lost 80 lbs’ beard trim.

4. The frown-hiding 70s perv mustache topped off with a silly outback hat.

4.. The trendy beard-ment over the chicken neek.

5. The combover, of course.