Men and their deceptive hair practices (in order of silliness)

1. The comb-back over the bald spot into the bohemian-wannabe pony tail. You and your wife deserve each other.

2.. The monochrome dye job. Who are you fooling, greybeard?’

3. The ‘this is where my jawline would be if I lost 80 lbs’ beard trim. Which chin do you claim as your first?

4. The frown-hiding 70s perv mustache topped off with a silly outback hat. The word is ‘didn’t,’ not ‘dint,’ genius.

4.. The trendy beard-ment over the chicken neck.

5. The combover, of course.